Monday, 24 October 2011

QQ : NUMBER FOURTEEN - October 24, 2011

 A ONCE-A-WEEK (or so) LIST OF WHAT I  GIVE A  DAMN ABOUT. WITH 10 = MOST IMPORTANT;  AND 1 = NOT SO MUCH

WHY   I   BLOG

LET’S MAKE A DEAL  ---  DEALS WITH THE DEVIL

QQ : 1   RAISING THE STAKES

One Israeli soldier for one thousand “freedom fighters”.  Call, raise, hold or fold?

QQ : 2.   A CASE OF EXTREME SEMIOTICS


Somehow falling through the cracks of German efficiency at the intake at Auschwitz, my mother had no tattoo. At age seventy, in Sydney Australia, she took herself to a downtown tattoo parlor, and had her originally assigned number inscribed on her arm.
Sadly, the cards had already been dealt.
It was too late to call.

QQ : 3.    THE COVENANT 
    .   

Israelites! Listen up!  Here’s the deal. You cut off your foreskin and I’ll give you my book. Deal or no deal?

Yo, Abraham, about that sacrifice thing. I was just kidding

QQ : 4.   TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG 


My ancestry is traced back to the Hussite, ‘Men of the Chalice’ who were the original Bohemian protestants.

I protest, I Boheme ...I Blog.

QQ : 5.     A PLACE IS JUST A PLACE
 

Toronto for my children. Nashville for my muse. Los Angeles for my body. Melbourne for my heart. Paris for my soul. Manhattan for my fantasy. New Orleans for my Id. Prague for my ghosts.

QQ : 6.      PEAN SHARKER and THE PURPOSE

According to this media genius  “There's good creepy and there's bad creepy, and today's creepy is tomorrow's necessity."

Sean Parker has opinions, power and resources. Perhaps fate has made an inappropriate assignment.

Kandinsky and others have suggested that the purpose of art is to nurture the spirit.
My soul does not respond to creepy; good or bad; today or tomorrow.

QQ : 7.      ME AND GROUCHO. 
 

Copyright versus “democratization” -  Marx suggested the concept of a “general intellect”.
Hacking, untying the bonds of copyright and “sharing” all sound kind of Marxist to me.
I am not a (Karl) Marxist.
I like the idea of owning my ideas..
I am a Groucho Marxist.

QQ : 8.     THROUGH THE NOSE 
 

The cable, ISP and phone monopolies of North America - marketing by confusion: controlling and encouraging the dissemination of pornography and the theft of copyright as their largest distribution of content.
Sex and music rule,
Comcast delivers.
We pay.

QQ: 9.    I HAD A DREAM 

 
Segregation within organized religion is a travesty. Why are there segregated churches? Jesus is not happy. That is reason enough for his return.


QQ :10.     EXTRA PEPPERONI

“Pizza” Herman Cain flip-flops on women’s rights. If we don’t deliver your pizza within thirty minutes, your procedure is covered as long as it is in the first trimester in certain states.
In other states, we’ll just offer you some extra pepperoni and a free pap test.

Cain's idiotic agenda has just earned this guy the hearts and minds of conservative women voters for the 1912 elections.

And what ever happened to Abel?

Monday, 17 October 2011

QQ : NUMBER THIRTEEN - October 17, 2011

A ONCE-A-WEEK (or so) LIST OF WHAT I  GIVE A  DAMN ABOUT. WITH 10 = MOST IMPORTANT;  AND 1 = NOT SO MUCH

It's Music Week at QQ Headquarters.

Here is a list of some lame, dated, current and recent Pop Music's Top Ten.

QQ : 1   LENNY, LENNY, HENNY PENNY

“Hallelujah” Lenny (i.e., Leonard Cohen) has engaged in the exercise of how to rhyme "jah" and truly take license as a poet. Leonard, you could have tried harder with ardor and a bit of larder.  Perhaps your license should be suspended or, at least, you should lose points. Maybe I’m wrong. Even Justin Timberlake took this anthem on to prove his essential, quasi-hipness and fashion currency. On the other hand, Rufus Wainwright eschewed the whole 'jah' thing, acknowledging Cohen's rhyming fakery. He sings a dedication to the female sheep..... "yew". But of course “you” doesn't rhyme with "jah",  creating something of a dilemma of song form as taught by the lyric professor at Berklee who would be ready with his red marker to give Lenny a B minus.

QQ : 2.  IT'S ALL RELATIVE

Lady Gaga takes us to unimaginable intellectual heights in "Love Games" when she re-confirms that:

"...it always starts the same with a boy and a girl" but, then again, "...it’s complicated and stupid’ ".

Gaga has perhaps made a strident advance in universal wisdom and understanding.

When Albert Einstein debunked Newtonian concepts with his General and Special Theories of 'Complicated and Stupid', we learned that by channeling through Gaga he gave us a revolutionary framework in which to understand the fundamental building blocks of matter and energy.

More spiritually, Gaga reminds us of the Book of Genesis telling of the dawn of man on the sixth day of Creation. The profundity of Gag-Gag's summary of God's work cannot be underestimated as contained in her biblical reference:

"It always starts the same with a boy and a girl" but then again " ‘its complicated and stupid’ ".

Einstein did not, however, predict the existence of black holes.
It was Gag-Gag who has now alerted us to this newly-discovered phenomenon. Her vacuumous artistry provides us with the ultimate musical allegory. Cultural black holes exist and Gag-gag is our guiding laser beam.

QQ : 3   BUBBLE, BUBBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE

Michael Buble. You're cute . Sinatra was more cute. He had a profound, innate understanding of lyric. The party’s over. It ended with him and his Pack Rats.

Is it necessary for Michael to do bad Sinatra?  Sinatra already did Sinatra.
Sometimes even Sinatra did bad Sinatra when he did something stupid.

Michael's biggest hit so far is his original, "Home" .
Based on that I propose:

Send Michael home,
so as not to feel so alone.
I do pick a bone,
as I sit on my throne
but then again, he is a clone.

QQ : 4.  MARIN INDEPENDENCE DAY


It was either Frank Zappa, and or Martin Mull, or both who said :
"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture".

Chief current offender, who should know better is Marin County, 'hipper than thou' blogster and hack, Paul Liberatore, who writes in a recent review, that I am “known for my Tin Pan Alley harmonies”.....”therin lies the problem”.

If Tin Pan alley harmonistas Irving Berlin; Gershwin (both of them); and Cole Porter, to name a few have contributed to my problem, I claim it wholeheartedly. These guys are my heroes and my teachers.
I must remember to send Mr. Liberatore a nice fruit basket in the morning and thank him for placing me in the same category with the forefathers of popular songwriting.

But Mr. Liberatore is not finished with his highly-educated analysis of Capek-Jordan hit songs. According to the Never-Written -or -Published- a -Hit Song- Much- Less-Charted or Sold-Hundreds-of-Millions of Units, Mr. Liberatore- Marc Jordan's lyrics are "schmaltzy".

Note to Self:
Must send cable immediately to Rod Stewart; Cher (whose song about her late ex-husband and partner he is specifically referencing); Joe Cocker; Bonnie Raitt; Chicago; Natalie Cole; Josh Groban; Manhattan Transfer et al-  BEWARE-do not record any more songs written by Marc Jordan. Potential Schmaltz Danger!

Au contraire- Mr. Liberatore's barometer of good songwriting has nought to do with Tin Pan Alley; allegory; imagery; literary references; and musical history. No, according to the Liberatore School of Songwriting - VOLUME is the seminal element. Who knew?

Note to Self:
Must remember to make all new songs LOUDER.

Mr. Liberatore's tutorial has been most enlightening. I invite him to please feel free to enlighten me with his critical analysis and superior songwriting skills anytime.

Hit Me with Your Best Shot.

QQ : 5.  JUST IN

With "Like ooh baby baby" Just-in Bieber takes us to the motherload of craft in melodic/lyrical creativity.  Here we have a veritable pop anthem that strikes at the heartstrings, brings tears to the eyes and bile to the tongue. The foundation built by Irving Berlin, George Gershwin and Cole Porter is finally vanquished by Bieber and team.

“Viral” is the word that comes to mind in connection with this phenomenon.
“Viral” often becomes bacterial according to my doctor.

QQ : 6.  SIZE MATTERS


Rihanna, said by some statistics to be the most successful singer of all time, asks:
"Can you get it up...is you thick enough?”

There's a Monty Python connection there somewhere, I'm sure.

“I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay”.
Perhaps a writing collaboration between Eric Idle and Rihanna is in the cards. An animated video by Terry Gilliam would fulfill my comedic fantasies for the foreseeable future.

QQ : 7.  ONCE UPON A TIME THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER


Vaclav Havel has suggested that : "...drama assumes an order, if only so that it might have - by disrupting that order - a way of surprising".

With that statement, Havel has correctly described precisely what is missing in the melodic, rhythmic, harmonic content and quality of contemporary, popular music. There is no drama, because there are no musical surprises. We should raise Haydn from the dead to remind us. There's a musical surprise! 

Drama is essentially the manipulation of tension and release. There is no drama in a chordal triad.

There is no tension in the constant repetition of the cycle of fourths, nor is there any resolution.

Open guitar tunings have been abandoned and 'add 9ths' are a criminal offense in Nashville.

Hip- hop has abandoned harmony as an anachronism and counterpoint seems to have never existed.

No wonder the audience is unwilling to pay. No wonder this non-melodious drivel has no longevity. There is no drama.

The end.

QQ : 8.  RING A RING A ROSIE

Where are the anthems that bring us together?
Anthems are important. Does 'Occupy Wall Street' have a unifying anthem?

The answer used to be blowing in the wind.
Amazing grace is not so amazing any more.
Kumbaya came and went.

We continue to sing "Happy Birthday", Silent Night" and "Take Me Out To the Ballgame".

These tunes may seem like trivial references. They are not small.
We lack CONTEMPORARY, unifying, civilizing, ceremonial anthems.
The lack of anthemic themes has larger, social repercussions.
Freedom, equality and justice for all would be a good start.
Why have we become so cynical?

Has the stone stopped rolling?

QQ : 9.  IT WAS A VERY GOOD DECADE

A few who found a tangent, but couldn't keep the fire burning. 

Now they seem to be oh -so terribly 90s:

Alanis Morrisette
Sting
Lewis Taylor
The Dixie Chicks
John Mayer

A new tangent, a new flame would be nice.

QQ : 10.  EM - PEE - THREE

One day science will show that Recorded Music Died when it was Digitized. Music suffers a second death as it continues to be disseminated in digital form at the current bit level.
There are huge chunks of emotional content gone missing. The brain does not respond.  Subsequently, the wallet doesn't move.

Why else is the market willing to pay such ridiculous $$$ only to see live shows?

QAPEK QUOTIENT QUALIFICATION :

I am not a hack. However someone has suggested that my wife is married to one. In my support and the defense of the heritage of American Popular Music, Batsheva Capek has contributed to this week’s QQ : 4

Sunday, 9 October 2011

QQ : NUMBER TWELVE - October 9, 2011

A ONCE-A-WEEK (or so) LIST OF WHAT I  GIVE A  DAMN ABOUT. WITH 10 = MOST IMPORTANT;  AND 1 = NOT SO MUCH


QQ : 1   BAUHAUS IS THEIR HOUSE

Howard Roark must be the ultimate, fictional, darling hero of the New Conservative movement. I use the term "New Conservative Movement" advisedly. It is my way of distinguishing between the great and proud tradition associated with Abraham Lincoln and Dwight Eisenhower versus the contemporary buffoonery currently expressed on daytime a.m. radio. This brand of clinical lunacy is served up daily by an assortment of clowns, psychopaths, ranters, ravers, end-of- timers and other general social misfits.

Ayn Rand portrayed her character as the ultimate anti-hero. Roark was committed to the ideal of rugged individuality and to the expression of a singular ideal. As an architect, he promoted the concept of form following function with a vehement disdain for unnecessary, frivolous decoration.

This approach to creativity also fits the philosophy of the Bauhaus movement. The Bauhaus promoted the ideal that innovation in architecture; design with a minimalist aesthetic;  a view to the potential of mass-production was, in fact, totally reconcilable with the individual, artistic spirit.

In that the Bauhaus was considered to be a front for communists and those pesky, social liberals that we love to hate, how is it that Roark has been lifted to pride of place in the estimation of our new conservative friends? He was a true student of the Bauhaus.

QQ : 2   HUAC REVISITED   

More dangerous though, is Rand’s portrayal of Roark as a violent revolutionary. In order to prevent the moneyed, privileged aristocrats from controlling their aesthetic environment, Roark used dynamite and blew the whole mess to smithereens. This seemed to indicate a political agenda that promoted a violent response to corporate control. Was he an anarchist or even more terrifyingly, a socialist? Would Roark occupy Wall Street? Would he have been investigated by HUAC?

Either Ayn Rand was confused or Congressman Paul Ryan is in need of some extreme re-education. Ryan attributes Ayn Rand's writings as his motivation for getting into politics.

Rand was a racist, elitist, dogmatic hypocritical writer of adolescent science-fiction. She also professed to be an atheist. The fact that her fairy tales became the bible of the new conservative movement is more than scary. I love Superman as much as the next guy, especially the old TV series with George Reeves.

I can relate to the Golem connection as part of my heritage with Superman as the Golem. I also enjoy the characters of Anne of Green Gables and Pinnochio. But when the people who are pulling the economic puppet strings that run this mortal coil,  (Alan - 'oops I made a mistake' - Greenspan, and Paul Ryan) resort to bad fiction as their inspiration, we are in deep shit.

I do love Gary Cooper's portrayal of Roark in the 1949 movie. His rote readings of Rand's stilted dialogue are unique in the annals of Hollywood film. In fact, I have watched The Fountainhead multiple times. It is black humour at its best.
I listen to Michael Savage for a chuckle with the same mindset.

Atlas Shrugged. Zeus sniggered. Grok that.

QQ : 3   RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM

It is fascinating to observe other instances where, "the people" and "the right" seem to meet as strange bedfellows.

Hitler was instrumental in creating ‘the people’s car.’
The Volkswagen is still with us today. Henry Ford built the Model -T for everyman. He famously proclaimed: "It is so low in price that no man making a good salary will be unable to own one".

Henry Ford was a fascistic, anti-Semitic monster. Yet, he provided employment, workers’ benefits, universally available transportation and single-handedly transformed the world’s ability to get around.

Perhaps the point is that a few liberal values do not necessarily a liberal make. 'Sharing the wealth' makes for a good slogan and seems reasonable as a superficial objective. Tax those millionaires and problem solved.

Not so simple.

The following are excerpts from Hitler's 1920 National Socialist political platform:

Nationalization of all trusts.
Profit-sharing in large industries.
Generous increase in old-age pensions.
The creation and maintenance of a sound middle-class.
Agrarian reform
Children of the poor to be educated at the expense of the State.
National health, establishment of maternity welfare centers; prohibiting juvenile labor; increasing physical fitness through  physical education of the young.
Freedom for all religious faiths.

Perhaps somewhat based on this platform, the naive idealist Neville Chamberlain believed Herr Hitler to be a reasonable man and concluded that there would be “peace in our time” after handing over a chunk of my homeland. After all, the Fuhrur assured Nev. that all of these humanist ideals would be adhered to.

QQ : 4   COMMANDER IN PART


So make up your mind guys. Either Barak Obama is a tough motherfucker of a Commander-in-Chief who has taken on the bad guys with a consistently, uncompromising strike to the heart, or he's the socialist, Kenyan /Muslim compromising appeaser without balls. Which is it?

Drones were disposing of those who would do us harm two weeks after he took office.

Perhaps the sixty senate majority vote that has been needed to achieve his agenda has simply been beyond his control. Perhaps the Birther movement was a much deeper indication of how intolerable he is to so many.

Can a university professor/community activist/ liberal ideologue partner successfully with business? There's the rub. That is his Achilles’ heel. That, ultimately, is the larger issue.

Bubba Bill got it. Barry probably does, but can’t find his way in.
The club won’t let him join. I wonder why?

QQ : 5   LET’S MAKE A DEAL


The city of Melbourne, repeatedly voted the number one city on earth for quality of life, functions to a large degree on the legacy of Mayor John So. He could barely speak English, but knew how to partner with business in order to build a functioning city, a functioning environment  and a functioning culture.

Political deal-making is an art and a skill that can make a society function. Lyndon Johnson, on many levels must have been one of the greatest deal makers in modern history resulting in his fostering of the ‘Great Society’. More recently, Bubba Bill dealt his way into a balanced budget.

These guys knew how to make a deal.

QQ :  6   WHY IS LIBERAL A DIRTY WORD?


The legacy and tragedy of Lyndon Johnson is Shakespearean. His vision of a functioning society, environment and culture have had monumental positive repercussions in every aspect of American society. This contrasts his internationalist disastrous failings with respect to Vietnam that will continue to negatively impact the world for generations. We are still paying the price.

Johnson was instrumental in creating and fostering a monumental list of transformative programs that furthered innovation, culture and quality of life. These include, the National Endowment for the Arts, Social Security and Medicare, Civil Rights and de-segregation, education and workplace safety.

If a liberal agenda does not a liberal make, then what exactly constitutes a progressive, pragmatic liberal agenda? The world’s banks could collapse at a moments notice. Then what?

War, and it’s resultant war economy, has been the traditional escape route that would prevent economic collapse. That may have worked for a while, but currently seems to have become a rather unpopular means of job creation.


QQ : 7     THERES NO BUSINESS LIKE THE DE- REGULATION BUSINESS


And so we gather together on the pages of the New Yorker and Now magazine, watching Jon Stewart and Bill Maher. We are reasonable, open-minded internationalist, East-coast, progressive Liberals. We are Melbourne University, leftist alumni from the 1960s, York University free-thinkers, Gay rights advocates and Palestinian rights activists with reason and equity for all on our side.

We raise our fists in solidarity with the oppressed and rail against corruption by speculators and immoral corporations. We make pronouncements and judgement-calls based on our perspective of fairness and equity.

The slogans that bind us include:  "the Israeli Apartheid state"; "single payer health system"; "march against Wall street"; "opportunity in education"; "disassemble the trusts" ;"share the wealth" and "immigration reform".

This is not 1920 and the Nazi 25-point policy that described aspects of fairness and equity also outlined the greatest evil perpetrated against humanity in the known history of the world.

The problem is that a liberal agenda, does not a liberal make. When the banks fail, when the shit hits the fan, when scapegoats are singled out (Israel) and when unemployment reaches untenable levels in the ghettos of urban America, what is it that progressive liberals should do?

If Ghandi is a model, look at his legacy......a nuclear-armed, out -of- control modern Pakistan.
If Albert Schweitzer is a model, look at his legacy... devastating starvation and disease in contemporary Africa.
If Scandinavian socialism is a model, look at the horror in Norway just weeks ago.

Effective regulated and ethical competitive partnership between government and business seems to me to offer the only potential for forward movement. That partnership must, however, be all these things: effective, regulated, ethical and competitive. Eisenhower, a Republican, clearly understood and stated the absolute need for regulation.

With that ethical, regulated partnership as a suggested direction, I would like to make a distinction between ‘ethical pragmatism’ as opposed to ‘pragmatic ethics’. I favor the former. ‘Pragmatic ethics’ is a contradiction in terms.

The partnership between government and business used to be the American way. Maybe it can be again. But that "corporations are people" thing has got to go. What were they thinking......

I know what Clarence Thomas was thinking. He was on his way to Hooters after a long, hard day of legislating in the highest court of the land. His court is neither ethical nor pragmatic.

QQ : 8    STAND BY SONY


Perhaps the mark of a true progressive is in his musical taste.
When Vaclav Havel took office as the first President of a free Czechoslovakia after the Velvet Revolution, amongst the first guests of the government, were the Rolling Stones and Frank Zappa. There’s a man with taste and progressive values.

Then again, Daniel Ortega who has been using the song “Stand by Me” as his current campaign theme has been ordered to cease and desist by Sony music.

Is that a liberal or conservative stance?

QQ : 9   COPYRIGHT, COPY-WRONG


Do we own what we create? Can we possess and own our ideas?

Is copyright a political issue that divides left and right?

It is the height of irony, to me, then, that the Libertarian agenda, is at the head of the charge to eliminate copyright and bury it forever. According to the futuristic, Libertarian agenda, ‘Ideas’ belong to the world and we should all have free access. My song is your song. My software is your software and my story is your story. According to the ultimate ‘freedom fighters’, we must not legislate or regulate the dissemination of ideas.

I think Karl Marx must have been a secret Libertarian. Ron Paul, then of course, must be secret Marxist.

That whole concept of the “democratisation” of ideas and the resulting “sharing” with “users” has trappings of unfettered 1890’s communism all over it.

QQ : 10   THOSE PERKY PHARMAS

Yet when it comes to copyright, what are we to do when a patent to a life-saving drug falls into the public domain and there is no longer any profit motivation to produce it.

Can we compel a business to produce at a loss?

The new, conservative right would have us believe that de-regulation will balance it all out in the end, BUT there will be some pain.

There already is a lot of pain.

QQ : 11   DIRTY WORDS


George Carlin compiled a list of seven words that were unspeakable in polite company.

I would like to add an eighth: "Derivatives"

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

QQ : NUMBER ELEVEN - October 4, 2011

A ONCE-A-WEEK (or so) LIST OF WHAT I  GIVE A  DAMN ABOUT. WITH 10 = MOST IMPORTANT;  AND 1 = NOT SO MUCH

QQ : 1    2012

The 2010 midterm elections results were one of the biggest losses for a party in power in US history. The big winners are President Rush Limbaugh and his Vice President Glen Beck who have ascended, de facto, to the highest office in the land. Limbaugh/Beck have instituted the policies by which we are now governed.  The new law of economics, known as the ‘Koch & Balls’ dictatorship- by- hedge- fund, forms the basis of the Limbaugh/Beck presidency. The initial agenda involves the re establishment of slavery, the re-institution of child labour, the banning of women’s reproductive rights, the criminalization of unions and the establishment of a state religion based on the teachings of Jimmy Swaggart and the New Apostolic Reformation.

Privatization of the police, education, prisons, social security and the Supreme Court are to follow shortly. Rulings on evolution, the Flat Earth, and the fact that the sun actually revolves around us, are all expected soon.

QQ : 2  HAL

A Supreme Court decision is expected shortly on the submission by the Apple corporation.

Apple has presented the case that their new iDataComputer complex in Maiden, North Carolina is a person under the terms of the US constitution and, as such, should have all the rights and privileges associated with that person-hood.
The name Hal is being considered. An affirmative decision is anticipated. Hal is expected to vigorously exercise his first amendment rights at every level.  Hal's first act as a person, will be to form a PAC to explore 2012 election possibilities.

As President, Hal intents to re-name the earth as iWorld. Apple is also expected to submit to the courts that it is a religion, (i - slam) and should have all the rights, benefits and privileges of such. The elimination of the separation of church and state are likely to follow.

The anticipated 2012 contest between Limbaugh/Beck on the one side and Hal on the other is being eagerly anticipated by iblogNews, iTwitNews, iTubeNews, iFaceNews and iFoxNews who will transmit second- by -second coverage.

QQ : 3  THE RAIN IN SPAIN

It seems that the air we breathe and the fresh water that we drink to sustain life have been determined to belong to the State.

Although the state, or private industry may control delivery of water, the ownership of this resource is something of a quandary. Does the State in fact own the rain? Does the State own the source of the mountain stream and the snow melt? Does the State own the patent to photosynthesis?

As we privatize oxygen and H20, we buy our water at the supermarket.  Then we are presented with various quality options regarding the air we breathe based on how much property tax we are willing or able to pay.

Of course if Hal wins the 2012 election, we will be drinking iWater with various quality options based on your commitment to the iCloud. iOxygen, however will remain a free service while a monetization formula is structured regarding air quality choice.

Hal is all about freedom of choice within the iWorld paradigm.
Welcome to iWorld.

QQ : 4  SWING HAS SWUNG

The quality of swing is not strained.
Without swing, music is cold and emotionless.

Jazz is either cool or hot. It isn’t smooth.

When jazz tries to be smooth, it is Cold and does not Swing.
Rock is not Soft. Hop is not hip. Soft rock does not swing. There is no such thing as Soft Rock.

True exponents of swing include Gene Krupa, Django Reinhardt, Charles Mingus, Oscar Peterson, Jeff Percaro and Quincy Jones.

Pretenders, who claim to swing, but don't have a clue, include Chick Corea, Winton Marsalis, Herbie Hancock, Kenny G, Kanye West and probably the entire musical output of the Twenty- first century... so far.

We suffer a swing-less age of Cold Media.

QQ : 5 THE END OF COOL

Media can be hot or cold.
When a news item was "hot off the presses", it had a visceral emotional impact that is quite different to the impact of a tweet.

Digital media, especially in music, transmitted by mp3, similarly reflects a cold format that lacks fundamental emotional content. There is something about vinyl that continues to generate musical heat.

A Rothko print of three coloured bars, reduced in size, hanging in a corporate environment is cold and has no meaning. The print is cold.  Go the the Rothko Chapel in Houston. See the heat generated by eight, seemingly identical, enormous panels of black. You will feel your Maker, your mortality and the meaning of life.

Kodak is going belly up. Ansel Adams and Henri Cartier-Bresson were hot. Photo-shop is not.

We live in a cold time. I much prefer "cool".

QQ : 6 A FEW GLIMMERS

Who and what is "cool" in this era?  Is cool still possible in an era without compassion; filled with over-riding alienation and artlessness?

Here are a few examples of people and places about which I could say, "Dude, I love what you are trying to do!" At least they have attempted to break the ice:

HBO
Anthony Bourdain
Vince Gill and Bob Dylan and Keith Richards
Umberto Eco, Christopher Hitchins
The Financial Times and New Yorker magazine
The extraordinary Zaha Hadid and Frank Gehry
Tony Bennett and Harry Connick, Jr.
The Hollywood Bowl and Tanglewood.
The cities of Manhattan and Melbourne.
Cirque du Soleil

QQ : 7  CZECH MATE

Milan Kundera, Josef Skvorecky, Karel Capek, Jaroslav Hasek and Franz Kafka all understood, and un-knowingly foresaw our time. We are "K" wandering through the corridors  of the World Wide Wasteland following paths that lead nowhere with agendas that have no meaning attending to assumed judgements that have no moral or ethical foundation.
The Czech soul is a sad place to reside.

QQ : 8  THE DEMONS ARE OUT TO GET YOU


According to Doris, (wife of Dr. Peter Wagner,  spokesperson for the New Apostolic Reformation) and her NAR homies on a recent NPR interview-
the tsunami and nuclear meltdown in Japan was connected to the emperor having sex with the sun goddess.

This new, charismatic Christian movement seeks to take ‘Dominion’ over politics, business and culture in preparation for the End Times and Jesus' comeback. NAR’s leaders consider themselves Apostles and Prophets, gifted by God for this role. Several apostles affiliated with the movement appeared with Rick Perry, presidential candidate at his recent prayer rally.

 I love that "Take Dominion" thing. It seems that since  the demons have taken over, we need to be cleansed. and ‘Perry White’ is the man to do it with the help of the NAR.

Demonic art and culture should be the first to go.  “Degenerate art”  is what they called it in Germany in the 1930s, and a little gas was all it took to cast those demons out.

If you thought the Spanish Inquisition had some historical impact, wait for the impact of the results of the Oklahoma City annual meeting of the International Society of Deliverance Ministers. This is a society of a couple hundred Christian ministers who are in the Ministry of Deliverance. Their seven-day-a-week occupation is casting demons out of people. They have professional expertise in this. They are  meeting right now. Doris is one of them. She's written a whole book called “How to Cast Out Demons.”

Welcome to the Age of Enlightenment.

The earth is now officially Flat.

QQ : 9   RUNNING MATES

Lately, I’ve been thinking about bumper stickers for the run-up to the US election in 2012.

AGNEW - CHENEY
EDWARDS - HART
PUTIN - STALIN
QUAYLE - WEINER
John DEAN - Howard DEAN - DEAN Martin - JIMMY DEAN

I could go on.

QQ : 10  WALL STREET

“The Unbearable Lightness of Being”  Milan Kundera (p. 100)

When she told her French friends about it they were amazed.  "You mean you don’t want to fight the occupation of your country?"  She would have liked to tell them that behind Communism, Fascism, behind all occupations and invasions lurks a more basic, pervasive evil and that the image of that evil was a parade of people marching by with raised fists and shouting identical syllables in unison."