SCOTUS, OH SCOTUS! WHEREFORE ART THOU “SUPREME?”
Stop the presses. Hold the front page! ISIS and SCOTUS sign Sharia deal.
Here is a random selection of matters in which the Supreme Court of the United States has given a “thumbs up”:
- Congressional sessions. Duration: 30 seconds. Yes.
- The unfettered monetization of the electoral process. Yes.
- Violent riots at women's health clinics. Yes. Sure.
- Un-elected President appointed in 2000. Yes.
- Religeous prayer at city council meetings. Yes.
- Deletion of the reference to an actual militia in the 2nd amendment. Yes.
- Eliminating Medicaid for poorest 7% of the US population. Yes.
- Eliminating randomly-selected pollution controls. Yes.
- Sale of violent video games to minors is OK. Yes.
- Eliminated the Voting Rights Act because racism no longer exists. Yes.
Unions? Fuck them.
Birth Control? Fuck it.
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Constitution, what Constitution? Fundamentalism is the new paradigm.
The meek? Jesus's teachings have been radically mis-interpreted. He meant to say, “fuck the meek”.
Clarence Thomas is ISIS's spokesman for the forthcoming US Califate.