QQ : NUMBER FORTY TWO - JULY 1, 2014

SCOTUS, OH SCOTUS! WHEREFORE ART THOU “SUPREME?”

Stop the presses. Hold the front page! ISIS and SCOTUS sign Sharia deal.

Here is a random selection of matters in which the Supreme Court of the United States has given a “thumbs up”:

-  Congressional sessions.  Duration: 30 seconds. Yes.

-  The unfettered monetization of the electoral process.  Yes.

-  Violent riots at women's health clinics.  Yes. Sure.

-  Un-elected President appointed  in 2000. Yes.

-  Religeous prayer at city council meetings.  Yes.

-  Deletion of the reference to an actual militia in the 2nd amendment.  Yes.

-  Eliminating Medicaid for poorest 7% of the US population.  Yes.

-  Eliminating randomly-selected pollution controls.  Yes.

-  Sale of violent video games to minors is OK.  Yes.

-  Eliminated the Voting Rights Act because racism no longer exists.  Yes.

   Unions? Fuck them.

   Birth Control? Fuck it.

                                         ...                    ...                   ...                      

Constitution, what Constitution? Fundamentalism is the new paradigm.

The meek? Jesus's teachings have been radically mis-interpreted. He meant to say, “fuck the meek”.

Clarence Thomas is ISIS's spokesman for the forthcoming US Califate.

QQ : NUMBER FORTY ONE - JUNE 18, 2014

My QQs have been few and far between lately.
My original intent had been a dark, Bohemian curmudgeon’s point of view...with a touch of Czech Pilzner and Aussie irreverence.

It seems to me, in the current zeitgeist, that there has been nothing to make light of.

            T H E    R E A L    W O R L D    C U P

SHIA VS. SUNNI

and the winner is... to be determined by genocide.

CATHOLIC CHURCH VS. CHILDREN

and the winner was... recently unearthed in mass graves in Ireland

THE 1% VS. THE 99%

The winner has been decided by... the Prison Industrial Complex.

CONFEDERATES VS. YANKEES

The Civil War never ended. It is permanent. Rick Perry is President- in -Waiting of the New Confederacy where slavery and women's rights are at the top of the agenda. Bobby Jindal is the court jester.


And then there's that edumacation thing. We want none of that leftist propaganda down here!
Evolution? We are not evolved, never have been, never will.

CAUCASIANS VS. ALL NON-CAUCASIANS

Gated, armed communities, segregated schools, militias and lack of a living wage from Walmart have determined the outcome. The NRA wins 'hands up'.

TESTOSTERONE VS. THE FEAR OF WOMEN

The winner is and has always been... testosterone. Mississippi leads the way.  Followed closely by Saudi Arabia.

FRACKING AND COAL VS. THE ENVIRONMENT

Canada and Australia lead the way.
Winner: China.

HISTORY VS. JEWS

They were chosen. Scapegoats at any price, at every point of history.
Israel is part of Greater ISIS.

TECHNOLOGY VS. FREEDOM

Big brother is watching. Privacy is an illusion. Technology wins.

THE INTERNET VS. DEMOCRACY

The mob rules. Google's algorithms are your gatekeeper,  your guide and ultimate ruler.

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The seminal, Grand Final battle for world domination is slated for the near future.

The final four: Gazprom vs. ISIS vs. Google vs. the Koch Political/Industrial Complex.

I call a draw. They already share power and rule over us.
The game’s over.

Perhaps the players in this Real-World Cup should be given ‘red cards’; the ‘referees’ should be fired and the ‘audience’ should refuse to attend.

How about a New World Cup game competing for the best in Compassion, Freedom and Equality?

Naah.  It would never sell.

Etched on my stone tablet

John