July 4
2017
THE END OF INDEPENDENCE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjZqvs1uhCo
1. We
have a new King. The New American Monarchy is upon us. God save the Don.
2. Time to dump that AK47. No need to pay your NRA dues. The
right to bear arms isn't helping. Wasn't that supposed to protect us from a mad King?
3. The coronation happened at the polling booths - or so we are told by the KGB. The ceremony was held at a secret location. The King was crowned with a ritual hairpiece by his evil Knights Sir Paul of Ryanhood and the Sherriff of Nottingham, Mitch McConnell.
4. The King
rules with an iron tweet. He is offended by many things. He finds women who
bleed particularly offensive - closely followed by CNN. His courtiers are
required to pay homage, and compliment the king on his long ties, orange
features, small appendages and groping fantasies.
5. To
compensate for his small appendages, the King is rattling his sabers at nuclear
powers - who are likely to respond in kind. Woe unto we humble peasants who
have no bunkers to shelter us when the nuclear holocaust comes.
6. The King
has replaced his idiot sons with a token Jew or two. He believes the Jews are a
clever people who can further compensate for the King's increasing dementia.
Because the Jews know stuff.
7. The
King believes that the peasants are not worthy, They should dig for coal,
forget about clean air and water. The
peasants should relinquish the possibility of modern health care. Let them try
prayer and blood letting. Leaches.
8. As
a subject of a witch-hunt by the press, the King has embraced
witch-craft - established by the Grand Master Witch, Steve
Bannon. Bannon is joined by his Russian,
counter-part partner –Vlad, ‘The Impaler' Putin.
They have
a plan. Or at least Vlad and Steve have a plan. The King has no plan.
The
Bannon/Putin manifesto replaces the constitution with feudalism.
9. The
new feudalism steals from the poor to enrich the King and his courtiers. The
King likes shiny things. The king doesn't like women or brown people or CNN or
MSNBC.
10. To
keep the King occupied and distracted, the Bannon/Putin, dark forces plan more
Bigly, Nuremberg- type rallies. They went to Toys-R-Us and have bought the King
a super-construction set. Now, he can
build a beautiful wall around his Kingdom to protect himself from the Invasion
of the Brown People.
God Save
Us - from the King.
Amen.
Etched on
my stone tablet
Edited by Batsheva
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